i saw jessie's tag and got reminded that i nearly couldnt make it alive to Bishan Swimming Complex. HAHA.

in a nutshell....theres a space (hole) in the bus. i happily stood there, didnt have the faintest idea that this space is meant for the door when it opens. so i reached bishan swimming complex. the door opened. it closed in on me. the first thing i thought of was " die already die already. but want to die also let me die after swim carnival please." jessie was shocked. very shocked indeed. people in the bus started shouting uncle 关门 uncle 关门! but it was to no avail. i swear i used my brute force trying to keep the door from slamming me. then someone said, "cause its an auntie!" (stereotyping pervades our society, why must the bus driver always be an uncle?) its only then that the door opened.

so to claytonCMK, i'm fine (: and i realised ur name initials = my chem group.

moral of the story, stereotype anyone but bus drivers; you risk getting slammed (:

anyways...

so funorama isnt that fun afterall. all i could remember was sitting on a canteen bench and watch dear jasmine prepare all the hotdog buns while the rest of her classmates stood behind her and stared blankly at the hotdogs in the oven toaster.

moral of the story: when your classmates slack, you should rot with them as well (:

and the highlight....dear stevie got dunked!

pay $20, dunk until i drop.
not pay u leh, pay the school. i told her: why did u have to sacrifice youself for the sch? for onky $20 bucks....

i've no idea why she agreed to getting dunked into 'holy' water. afterall...that water had been contaminated with essences from their principal, vp, DM, and two well-hated classmates in her class.

well...she injured herself after being dunked into holy water. i hope u're alright.

moral of the story: do not sacrifice youself for your school for just 20 frigging dollars. its just.... not very wise. especially when your school uses this money to buy balloons for national day. haha. oops. i shouldnt have said that.

oh well...we all learn from our mistakes (:

and reply to mervs tag: alright thats a made-up face. but u were whining when u climbed up the pyramid i.e. cant deny the fact that u're still scared! LOL.

swim carnival is over!!! kudos to all of us who were part of it. (:

i shall turn back time today.

5 days ago...

HAPPY 21ST BIRTHDAY! dear er-jie is finally 21. like what she said: old already lah.

very belated indeed.

reminiscing at the childhood photos, i cant help but to agree that we look a lot better than we were eons ago. you'll prolly wonder; why do i look so funny when i was young?

6 days ago...

the ICAC recee no.1 (thou shall not leak anything pertaining to the activities)

look at merv's i'm-so-bloody-scared-cause-its-frigging-high face. you're tall, so its ironic that u're afraid of heights. lol.

if only people were more understanding.

fuck the retards in my school.

the next time you wanna dine in Terra cafe, think twice. i had the worst meal in vivo ever. i paid $14 frigging bucks for a bowl of soup which tasted like water, a plate of disgusting carbonara and kings ice cream which is easily available in my home fridge. the girl sitting next to us puked out her noodles. this is how bad it is. now i know why that place is never fully filled.

each cip session is getting more interesting! and the last session was laimeng's birthday as well...

my holidays...gone!!

finally finished dou niu yao bu yao, which took me 18 weeks. prolly one of the best shows, love hebe!

random....

KFC tried to cheat my money by giving me a pathetically small chicken wing which didnt satisfy my voracious appetite.

i bought a USB cable and attempted to transfer files from my old com to the new one, but to no avail. there must be moulds growing in my old com which hindered the transfer process.

i bought a gay cable! HAHA. ok not funny.

great saturday at MaMaison. to me, the appetitizers appeared more like main courses. look at these mouth-watering food. i cant eat cheese and beef. LOL.

我们都在同一个起点开始人生的旅途
身旁的人们大步大步的向前迈进
经历了多种体验
你却原地踏步
被大家抛在后头
你多么渴望有人能为了你而退一步，扶你一把。
等待，再等待
期待，再期待
最后
漫长的等待加上期待只会带来无比的失望
脸上的微笑
msn里的‘haha’
只是用来掩盖悲伤的道具
事实是残酷的
世界是现实的
你也只好咬紧牙根
走完坎坷的旅程

i love to eat.

recommendations:
Pasta De Waraku
Donut Factory
Fatman satay @ Youth Park

when i'm down, i gorge myself with food; food therapy works. especially with sumptuous food.

my dear friend went to the technopark on friday to check if her online purchase, a sennheiser earpiece, was artificial. true enough, after only one glance, the receptionist told us it was a fake product, but it took my friend quite some time to suspect that it was an imtated good. so dont you ever dare to make purchases from this website.

the receptionist: "we will honour your purchase with sennheiser. we cannot give you a new earpiece, unless it is damaged. you can damage you earpiece though, by blasting it to the max till it spoils, so that we can exchange a new and real earpiece for you."

he's amusing. haha

i must be the last NJcian to reach home tonight.

my eyes are tearing, itchy and red. my contacts must be contaminted.

we'd nothing better to do but to crap and be lmao. we were talking about random stuff like how we can deter rapists using shit, how 10 rubbish chutes stink as much as 1 piece of chou tou fu, how gross human beings can get....blah blah blah


after jalan jalan was pool. i was sch uniform hence forced to wear huizhen's shirt. yes, HER shirt. she told me to be viligant, cause i looked so sexy (in the 'pool' position with that shirt on) that people'd come and grab my ass. HAHA. actually that a guy's shirt la, just that its frigging small, so people pls dun misunderstand (:


i think my pool skills have improved, under the pressure from the pros. haha.


they made my day (:

CIP- 1st session

Enjoyable! But the kids were super beng/lian. when they play wacko, they REALLY whack.

i took too much caffeine, i'll prolly not be able to sleep tonight. but who cares, tomorrow's the last day of term 1! woohoooooo

Secret, our dearest possession. no matter how much you hide it, no matter how hard u safeguard it, its never exclusive to you. u know how fucked up it feels when someone discovers your secret, especially when you dont even realise it? i discover a big secret; and this feeling just sucks.

finally the pictures of a random cafe cartel dinner have arrived.

thanks huzaifah for that 'partial' treat!

陪着你的光阴 怎样都不算蹉跎

陪着你的光阴 永远都觉得不够

shall upload the group photo (my ah ma and her grandchildren, a lot of us) once the photos are sent to me.


National Wertical Marathon 2008

good job guys! though we didnt win anything (you think very easily meh) all of us finished the marathon. (:

as typical singaporeans, we will never forget about the FREE (hwee) goodie bag. there's a wide variety of commodities, ranging from polo perfumes to loreal foundation to bread jam to vouchers. laughs.

that indescribable feeling overwhelms me...